domingo, 20 de abril de 2014

Instrucciones para el Caos



Materiales:

Autodestrucción (una cucharilla de postre, no de café)
Música de los 90 (o la adjunta)
Un puñal de plata

Instrucciones:

Proyectar la autodestrucción hacia arriba para que vaya cayendo lentamente.
Poner música  por encima de los 100 dB.
Recitar en voz alta y de manera cíclica poemas de Alejandra Pizarnik (o de Syliva Plath, al gusto).
Tener el puñal a mano.
Esperar.

O en su defecto:

Matricularte en la carrera de matemáticas y seguir el reparto de horas semanales siguiente:
unas 65 a estar sentado con la materia,
56 a dormir,
30 a pensar en todo lo que tienes que estudiar
y las 17 restantes a desconectar.
Por último esperar.

Nota: empieza a hervir a partir del año 3.


El segundo método es más lento, pero más efectivo.

3 comentarios:

morpheus dijo...

<3

Darko Wiggin dijo...

Prefiero la receta sin contar horas y no parar hasta que el radio de la circunferencia no tenga nada que ver con pi... y todo sin puñales

PD: Grandísima canción ;)

nice junjun dijo...

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